Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma 's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo mama so fat... George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington 's nose.

Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama 's so ugly, she 's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mama so ugly... blind..
Yo mama 's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

yo mama so old... tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver 's license says, "Picture continued on other side. "

yo mama is so fat... driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama 's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama 's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama 's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama 's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

yo mama is so fat... restaurant
Yo mama 's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn 't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo ' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo ' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama is so fat.....website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it 's own website.

your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

Yo mamma so fat... elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.

yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

yo mamma is so ugly... onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

yo mamas so stupid...gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

Yo mamas so fat ... skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

yo mama 's teeth
yo mama 's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day ".....