Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines "

Redneck 's last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies? "Hey ya 'll. Watch this! "

Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD " sign still on it.

Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you 've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it 's wheels.

Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines. "

You might be a redneck if... rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if... in bed
You 've ever used lard in bed.

You might be a redneck if... meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d 'oeuvre.

You might be a redneck if... shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

You might be a redneck if... girlfriend
You 've ever spray painted your girlfriend 's name on an overpass.

You might be a redneck if... bowling
You 've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

You might be a redneck if... highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.