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Bar Jokes
I got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in
school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers
to write me up. And he did. When i got home my mom was sleeping
and my dad was in the living room. I handed him the copy that
i got to take home and he read it. while he was reading it
u gould see the anger building in him. Then he laughed at
the end. My mom comes out of the room awhile later and reads
it. While she is reading it she asks me questions like "who
was it? " And she luaghed at the end. A this is what
it said i had been cuaght by three girls writing that a teacher
sucks in the girls bathroom and that i would be suspended
for a couple of days and that i would have to by paint to
cover it up and at the end it said that i knew that this was
a april fools joke my parent were pissed before they read
that i knew it was a joke.
Toilet Trick
Hey, this party was on April Fool 's Day, so anything
goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.
I went to the busiest one and did my usual medicine cabinet
snooping and found some Icee Hot behind the mirror. So, on
my way out I smeared the toilet seat with a thin layer of
gel.After I left, I got a beer but positioned myself so I
could see if the next person out reacted. Yeah, baby!The heat
hit this chick as she was just leaving. Her eyes popped open
and she did a 180 degree turn right back into the bathroom.Good
practical joke: priceless.
Daylight savings time
When I was in junior high school my mother played
agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as
in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She
went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so,
then ran frantically intohis room, and woke him up yelling
"John! John! Youoverslept! " He was just about out
the door before shebroke down and let him in on the joke.
Mom, I 'm pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I
told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her
reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told her I was
joking. Some people just don 't appreciate a good joke...
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